Socket: 16th century pirate with the internet!

About Me

I am Socket, and i am a sixteenth century pirate.
and i haven't the foggiest as to how i have the internets.


i am far too enthusiastic for my own good. and i'm apparently rather outgoing.
i'm also unbelievably weird and freak people out easily. which sort of cancels out many of the upsides of my outgoingness.
Wheeeee! i'm also purty sadistic, ridiculously open-minded, and strangely humerous.


here's the way i see it: if life was supposed to be so serious, colour wouldn't exist and comedians would would have been smited by Harold [that's god's name] long ago. Dinosaur comedians, go figure.

If we were meant to worry endlessly, life would give us less to worry about so we could fit it all in.

My Interests

Music

Movies

Television

Books